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 iamnotatablelamp |
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Posts: 5258 01/03/08 10:00 PM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
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BleachersDiedin96 |
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Posts: 12198 10/02/07 2:21 PM Administrator |
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion
on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy. 22. You have to believe that it's Okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not Okay to say "Merry Christmas."
Last Edited By: Jwmcc 01/03/08 10:47 PM.
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TheCaptain15 |
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Posts: 8976 10/02/07 2:25 PM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
That is awesome.....
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1jackass4 |
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Posts: 7273 10/02/07 4:06 PM |
10 Ways to Be a Great Republican:
1) Post moronic lists on a message board and pretend you are politically astute. 2) Cheat on your wife with Washington D.C. whores. 3) Tap your foot in an airport bathroom stall. 4) Don't get your cock sucked by a fat female intern: send homo text messages to male interns! 5) Get convicted of taking bribes from defense contractors and then cry your eyes out on national TV like a pussy. 6) Get chased from your Speaker's post for saying it was a mistake that a racist segregationist (that banged a black maid and had a half black daughter) wasn't elected President. 7) Serve your wife with divorce papers while she is in the hospital getting cancer treatments. 8) Leave your office and go back to Texas because you were indicted for ethics violations. 9) Resign your office in disgrace because you lied under oath about fired US attorneys. 10) Let the Vice President shoot you in the face. Selah.
Now I have to go watch my team which is still in the playoffs unlike your team which was defeated by the gay-ass Red Sox. EmmazMama - 08OCT04 Angels 5 - Yankees 3. THEDEVER learns the subtle difference between talking shit and eating it - 10OCT05  |
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BleachersDiedin96 |
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Posts: 12198 10/02/07 4:47 PM Administrator |
BLA BLA BLA I don't need to pretend Im "astute" enough to understand the list and how right it is. Go watch the Angels get destroyed by the Red Sox, your gonna have to do better then that list of nonsense.
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RonMossad |
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Posts: 3195 10/02/07 4:52 PM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
Quote: I'm pretty sure this applies to both parties |
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1jackass4 |
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Posts: 7273 10/02/07 5:06 PM |
I'm pretty sure this applies to both parties
Yea, it does. You have to agree that it's much more interesting when it's a guy whose wife said she wouldn't be as understanding as the First Lady if her husband ever had an affair, when her husband was pontificating about an Oval Office BJ. Hey Capone, the difference in our lists is that I drafted that one myself. I didn't copy it, tool douche. And Capone, don't you read sig quotes about comments on the Angels? Go get Francessa another diet coke and a dozen powdered sugar donuts. Selah.
Now I have to go watch my team which is still in the playoffs unlike your team which was defeated by the gay-ass Red Sox. EmmazMama - 08OCT04 Angels 5 - Yankees 3. THEDEVER learns the subtle difference between talking shit and eating it - 10OCT05 |
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TheCaptain15 |
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Posts: 8976 10/02/07 5:54 PM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
Where is 41 when you need him????
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MidgetMike39 |
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Posts: 7569 10/02/07 6:06 PM |
41 is waiting on line for tickets to a Kiss farewell tour.
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TheCaptain15 |
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Posts: 8976 10/02/07 6:41 PM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
Mike I know I can always count on you.....
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AnythingFunnyInSection39CameFromMe |
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Posts: 3577 10/02/07 7:47 PM Captain Funny! |
This is the best thread on this board for sometime.
the media will eventually hurl 21st Century (humanity) back to tribalism I wouldnt root for Tottenham v Hamas in a 5 a side pub game, much less a Euro Cup. |
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BleachersDiedin96 |
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Posts: 12198 10/04/07 12:52 PM Administrator |
Agreed Grover
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DomiFanOtherKid |
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Posts: 12748 10/04/07 12:58 PM |
 Mike
domifanotherkid@gmail.com  "I don't regret anything I did. I'm my own self. That's Tie Domi." It would take a miracle for FPY to play in a game any time soon. ... Jonathan's mom will play in this game before FPY. In the days when we were young, we were free, we were free. Now that Georgie's reign's begun, we won't be, we can't be, and No more shall I be loyal to my sorrowful country. |
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KissAcademy |
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Posts: 9752 10/04/07 5:01 PM |
Sorry I am late with this!
 That about sums it up. Veterans For Limbaugh! |
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1jackass4 |
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Posts: 7273 10/05/07 6:07 AM |
Did 41 and the Flying Monkey Brigade just compare General Petraeus to General Eisenhower?
Wow. I highly repect General Petraeus, but he is not in the same league as Ike. Selah.
Now I have to go watch my team which is still in the playoffs unlike your team which was defeated by the gay-ass Red Sox. EmmazMama - 08OCT04 Angels 5 - Yankees 3. THEDEVER learns the subtle difference between talking shit and eating it - 10OCT05 |
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BleachersDiedin96 |
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Posts: 12198 10/05/07 9:30 AM Administrator |
41 is God
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DomiFanOtherKid |
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Posts: 12748 10/05/07 9:38 AM |
Still waiting for an explaintion of BadLT's (much more of a deity than 41, really) mysterious disappearing post.
Mike
domifanotherkid@gmail.com "I don't regret anything I did. I'm my own self. That's Tie Domi." It would take a miracle for FPY to play in a game any time soon. ... Jonathan's mom will play in this game before FPY. In the days when we were young, we were free, we were free. Now that Georgie's reign's begun, we won't be, we can't be, and No more shall I be loyal to my sorrowful country. |
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TheCaptain15 |
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Posts: 8976 10/05/07 9:41 AM Section 39 Bench Warmer |
Thank you 41....
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1jackass4 |
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Posts: 7273 10/05/07 11:07 AM |
Capone deleted a post from my brother?
Please explain, Capone. Selah.
Now I have to go watch my team which is still in the playoffs unlike your team which was defeated by the gay-ass Red Sox. EmmazMama - 08OCT04 Angels 5 - Yankees 3. THEDEVER learns the subtle difference between talking shit and eating it - 10OCT05 |
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DomiFanOtherKid |
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Posts: 12748 10/05/07 11:16 AM |
(It alluded to Capone's weight.)
Mike
domifanotherkid@gmail.com "I don't regret anything I did. I'm my own self. That's Tie Domi." It would take a miracle for FPY to play in a game any time soon. ... Jonathan's mom will play in this game before FPY. In the days when we were young, we were free, we were free. Now that Georgie's reign's begun, we won't be, we can't be, and No more shall I be loyal to my sorrowful country. |
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BleachersDiedin96 |
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Posts: 12198 10/05/07 12:19 PM Administrator |
Yea the weight of my cock.
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